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When we asked her how she'd like to be described, she replied "petite, buxom, blonde, bbw, mature, escort, Brighton, massage." Obviously a woman who's got her keywords worked out.
"I couldn't have done much better meself," observed the old fart. "She's more than a pretty face, mate."
He's not wrong there, although he's still sore that he didn't get to meet the lady in person. Read how the delightful Mrs Brown thwarted the old fart's ambitions in Letitcia's direction here.
Hidden attractions
Brighton (and Hove, actually) is a place of many attractions, some better known than some others; and Letitcia, of brightonbodyworship.com fame, is one that you won't find on any tourist map.
Her clients will, without doubt, raise a glass to that. Undoubtedly they will also utter a curse or two now that she's no longer such a well kept secret. The few who have put finger to keyboard in the past leave no doubt that the lady is rather special, but they won't want to be joining an orderly queue to see her in the future.
"This woman is pure class," wrote one, who went on to say of his rendezvous with Letitcia, "If my wife did that to me I would never get out of bed."
"I will never look at sex in the same way again," said another, adding for good measure, "Fuck, she is gorgeous!!"
While "It was a truly awe-inspiring experience," for a third.
"We should look into this," said the old fart one lunchtime, having spent the best part of the morning wiping saliva from his chin as he surfed Letitcia's web site .
It didn't require any imagination to see that he had more than a good story on his mind; and, knowing from first hand experience where his mind resides, the delightful Mrs Brown duly took charge of the situation by commandeering both his presence and his car for the afternoon.
"Over to you!" she said, displaying a smile of sweet success. "And don't work too hard!"
"And don't expect to put anything except petrol through expenses," snarled the old fart, as he was led away on yet another pre-emptive shopping expedition.
Heaven forfend! Expenses? As if...
Close encounter
It was a close thing. Spend a couple of hours in Letitcia's company and you'll find that she is every bit as impressive as her web site leads one to believe. The photos are untouched and for real; she is indeed a petite yet voluptuous woman who wears her maturity well, while her personality is every bit as outstanding as her more visible charms.
You could spend a celibate weekend in the company of this woman and, come Monday morning, wonder where the time had gone (what you'd be left wondering after a physically energetic weekend is for the fortunate survivor to report on). Well-informed and well-travelled, she's a mightily entertaining raconteur who understands much but makes no pretence to know everything, least of all why the old fart has more than one web site.
"What's the point?" she asks. "Isn't one enough?" Then she laughs. "For most men, I guess that's a rhetorical question."
Studied enthusiasm
It's difficult not to be infected by her laughter and, likewise, by her enthusiasm for the Internet. She's a relative newcomer to the digital highway, but hers is more of a studied enthusiasm than the usual reckless newbie love affair with mouse and monitor. She has questions, but she also takes time to hear the answers. It's a considered learning process.
And undoubtedly not her first. You get the impression that Letitcia's life has comprised successive episodes of discovery, each one embraced with passionate enthusiasm. This is merely the latest leg of the journey. One day soon we may know, as currently she's engaged in writing her first book.
"23,000 words so far," she says. If it was 23,001, she would most likely have said so. "I'm working by six every morning and haven't suffered writer's block so far. All that I need now is someone to read it."
Is it going to be a case of kiss and tell?
She seems surprised at the very suggestion. "Oh no! It's more interesting than that."
Somehow we're not surprised and nor, we suspect, will anyone who visits Brighton's most popular female attraction
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